Richborards

I know I'm a little behind the times, but just in case you missed them, here are some pix from US Weekly with Richie Sambora and Denise Richards.

Yes, because if the reason you left your first husband had a lot to do with hookers, your next logical step would be to start a relationship with a rock star.

If Heather Locklear still had muscle control over her overly-Botoxed lower half of her face, I'm sure she still wouldn't be smiling.